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i was sold at 'convince more people to become homosexual', for this indeed is my unofficial mission in life already

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if only Jesus would cum inside of me


Getting through the jam submissions late, and this was quite the treat. Way to keep it all together while packing it full of jokes and fun!


I'll keep "We are gay/ We are really really really really gay" in my mind for a looooong time. Good detail with the flags!


Loved the dialogue (especially the cringeworthy puns), the absurd story, the voice acting, and the colourful graphics. Had a bit of trouble finding one particular item (I'm sure you can guess which one). Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a way to get the ear worm that is "We're gay" out of my head...


OMG So hilarious! Congrats!

Thanks for the walkthrough

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the embedded link wont play (youtube says its age-restricted), but heres the link so you dont have to wade through the sewer of homophobic shit that i did to find it again


HA HA HA! You had my attention with "convince more people to become homosexual".  I was expecting something very different. This gave me a good 30-45 minutes of chuckles. I honestly feel like the mockery of all the rhetoric around town could have been a little stronger considering you uploaded this game with the "adult" tag, but still, very well done.